Saturday, April 14, 2007

Not Sure What To Do, I Do Know What To Splu

Recently, the desire to check in with the past has stirred up the purchasing of a video series that few dare to tread. It is a set of films that only the keen mind can enjoy. An old co-worker from the KFC era has recently found popularity on YouTube with a comedic creation called CHAD VADER. Since then, a recent buddy of mine decided to take a look at an earlier comedic creation from the same past co-worker. It's a show called Splu Urtaf. Yes, you guessed it...a short email later, I now own the whole old Splu set (episodes 1-25). Can't wait to watch it all. Until then....here's another fun creation by the same BlameSociety Productions.
The Life and Death of a Pumpkin

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Sunday, April 08, 2007

Playing with dolls rises to a whole new level

I found this vid on U-Toob yesterday and thought it was quite groovy. This is what happens when you let boys play with dolls. Just to let you know, there was a Cosby show short in this slot on my blog for a day or so until I discovered the "F"-bomb in the middle of it. If you can stomach that word, I will show you the video privately. Instead, enjoy this little video as a warning: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BOYS PLAY WITH DOLLS (and for some reason, this seems like something I used to do with my sister's Barbie) Watch-

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Posts like this leave you Hungry For Lunch. -Damn

Well kids, once again it is time to update you on things relevant to our lives. Mud season is drawing to a close for us at the EHLTB house. Wet still but not a muck-run to the road anymore. As Easter comes out to play in the next few days, we ponder. What do colored eggs and bunnies and chickies have to do with the Resurrection of Christ? This is a great question to ponder. To answer that question with the same relevance that those items have with the Resurrection, please watch the following film:
Have one for me, too....
-=EHLTB

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Smoke Banshee

Good day to yous everyone in the B-logging world. There is a skip in my step. There is a toaster in the oven. There is a song in my cheek. Why?
We have gone from the cold to the transitional. At my house March Mud Season has begun. It is a joyous bog track to get to the house from the road thanks to the slowly shrinking frost line in the ground. Don't misunderstand me. Mud Season only brings good things. I step outside and, besides the fragrant sewer pipe, I can smell it...worms, pine, leaves, dirt...IT'S SPRING! Generally known as a season-lover in my past, I have radically changes my view. Winter is not much more than a period of waiting. Give me lightening and thunder! Give me shorts and t-shirts accompanied by my Birkies. Camping....

Anywhat, I thought you all should know where I stand. Any questions?
-=EHLTB

PS- Smoke Banshee...the song I was jamming to as I typed this literary wonder. (Clutch)

Monday, February 26, 2007

Can't You Hear The Severed Head Of Bing Sing?



Winter hath blown her frozen fury again.
Making man hibernate deep in his den.
And in this season of frost and freezy beard...
there is a rumble of war and smoke to be heard.

Icy wind and snow and flake
making the homeland look like a frosted a cake.
A galloning of gas and a choking of engine
must needs be performed before war can begin (-gin?)

Put on gloves, hats and just the right gear
the wind blows a bit harder as if to scream in fear
A yank on the rope and again then she fires
pull down the lever, here comes THE DESTROYER!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Here's a nice shot of the homestead:


Monday, February 05, 2007

Safety First. Factory workers must see!

This is one for all those who work a factory job. You can't understand what's being said but I think you'll get the jist. Forklift safety is very important and I hope you can learn from this informative film. Enjoy.

Friday, January 26, 2007

A Fun Little Vid Nugget I found Today...

TVE - Missing the Stars

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I had to post this only to give props to the home or "H-to-tha-O-to-tha-M-to-the-E". The video turned out cool. I am will pleased. Someday I wil find all the videos shot in the Munchies and post them. Do you guys remember the camera guy that was there? I do.
Anywhat.....
Cool!
-=EHLTB

Thursday, January 25, 2007

The Late Show with Craig Ferguson does it again!

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson featured the new up-and-coming Atlanta Christian rock group called Family Force 5 on his show recently. By the looks of it, they really tore it up...no....really...THEY TORE IT UP! Watch the video all the way through. I am looking forward to seeing these guys play at Cornerstone this year (if I get to see them). They are not your typical southern rock sound, in fact they stand in the face of it with their new album entitled "Business up front...Party in the back" (you all know what they're talking about, right). I suggest you go to their MySpace site and check out the music video for Kountry Gentleman (also featured on Jesus Rock 101.7fm). The video calls out to all those Dukes Of Hazzard fans. If you listen closely, you can hear a verse about collard greens as well. Anyway, hope you all enjoy them as much as I did.

Stay tuned for a post about new developments in my yard.

-=EHLTB

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Well it's not what it used to be...

.... Click map to see the unbridled truth. If you must know, this week is supposed to be, on the average, the coldest week of the winter. This does not mean cold weather is over. Just understand, the weather is just not the way it was back in the olden days. The warm weather is not a problem in my opinion but it is very strange to say the least. I almost feel like I could sneak out to camp. Put up a nice wind block, build a nice fire, run a little heat in the camper.
.... I must say, this January 19th shindig we have planned for a game night is just exciting to see it come together. We....well I am at the edge of the seat looking forward to it. CSI-Menomonie...
.... Momentary interruption...I just saw Office Depots response commercial to Staples' "easy button". It is centered around a small cardboard box with a fake hand that pops out. The slogan says something like, "When you need a helping hand". Very, very sad. Almost a bit morbid.
New bands to check out:
.... Here are a few bands I have discovered recently for the radio.
AGENTS OF FUTURE - a group consisting of about 15 people who vary in age from 20 to 50. intriguing sound!
FAMILY FORCE 5 - a hillbilly rap rock party. Look them up on MySpace and watch video of "Kountry Gentleman"
SEVENTH SEAL - a tight, chunky metal band with a cool sound.
AEROFLOP - "pot smoking" music for Christians
.... More to come, but that's all for today. Each band has a MySpace. Check them out!
-=EHLTB

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Found It...Posted It!

Behave.....wait...
...Bee Hive!

This photo is the inside of a 1955 Chevrolet that has been renovated by an impending militia of Yellow Jackets.

Becky and I (at about 11:00pm) while on our way to vacation in Bayfield last summer were listening to Public Radio and getting totally freaked out (end is near...) due to a story they were doing on the recent Yellow Jacket population surge. Normal nest sizes are roughly the size of a basketball or smaller. Apparently this evil is happening all over the south because of warmer winter temperatures. No freezy...no wasp killy. This picture is the main story they were covering. The second one was about a queen-sized mattress that had a 3-4 inch hole in it from mice, they assume. The entire inside was a Yellow Jacket nest. In both of these stories, residents claimed being able to hear the buzzing sound several yards away from the nest. With the Chevy, they heard the sound before realizing where it was coming from.

When you see crap like this, you can easily picture how pestilence outbreaks can occur as depicted in the Bible. A couple of warm winters and all of a sudden Yellow Jackets are kicking your butt. As a side note, I find it interesting that the Yellow Jackets haven't moved to warmer climates. Why live in a region that restricts your nest sizes to a basketball or smaller when you have thousands of El Caminos to fill where it's a whole lot warmer? Isn't that anti-evolutionary?

Whatevah...Buzz Buzz, kids....-EHLTB